https://www.scavengersnetwork.com/ en-us ℗ & © 2021 Erin King, James Anderson Erin King, James Anderson Hey, everyone, and welcome to Can't Hardly Wait Minute--the podcast in which we cover the 1998 graduation party classic Can't Hardly Wait...one minute at a time. episodic Erin King, James Anderson crossroadsminute@gmail.com http://shortwave.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/show/cover/rtJyNsmsjfKqeODv/CHMlogo1.jpg https://www.scavengersnetwork.com/ yes full Minute 97 + Credits: The Aliens Sure Do Have It In For Those Two Guys 98 Erin King & James Anderson Well here we are. At the end of the movie. Thus completing our third minute movie podcast. Thanks so much for coming on this ride with us. In this episode, we talk about the random scene that interrupts The Replacements and the credits. And how we could improve it. We also come up with about 50 new head canons (actual amount of head canons may vary) Thanks so much. See you next time! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ r0NseYnxa4fhpe7yKYTqQIzqtkhmHr6f Tue, 09 Feb 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 96: The Pop Tart Stalker Has Struck Again 97 Erin King & James Anderson In this episode, Erin likes the way one of the characters reacts to some smooches but doesn’t like how the other character reacts to the smooches, which could definitely be more LivTyleresque. We consider how some of the cast might not be all that pleasant in real life and also do some casting of a different movie with characters from this one! James does a flawless impression. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ n8X4Q_xEu3dw9XcwMvTsFvTblRmdb-jq Mon, 08 Feb 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 95: James and Erin Minute Movies: Let's Suffer Together 96 Erin King, James Anderson We gaze longingly into the future of next week’s minutes, and into the alternate future where certain things were removed from this movie so that we could have the podcast end on a Friday. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 5d6JQCkQk5g45Oen3avEq_1tDgT5fZ4K Fri, 05 Feb 2021 15:53 +0000 00:18:12 yes full Minute 94: Preston's Crest Falls 95 Erin King, James Anderson After we recorded this, we decided that Preston’s workshop was probably a summer-long event but there was a single lecture or panel with Kurt Vonnegut, which was the reason Preston applied and is still enough for him to refer to the entire workshop as his workshop with Kurt Vonnegut. That doesn’t really have *much* to do with this minute, but it does answer a lot of questions we have. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ BfvyXvktIegNqGTX4qAoiYAN-CxR_UQC Thu, 04 Feb 2021 21:14 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 93: Head Canons Galore 94 Erin King, James Anderson Amanda does some detective work. James and Erin feel old. James crafts some extremely good head canons that are 100% absolutely correct and legit. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ pN03ZLvOttnCEMa86cOY39tTtR_HfSWd Wed, 03 Feb 2021 15:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 92: All About Trains (Kyle, This One's For You) 93 Erin King, James Anderson Talkin’ about trains. And train stations. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ u8XQXHRiU8d1QQlxCxw92t3HSDEmenIq Tue, 02 Feb 2021 21:16 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 91: Wait, When Does This Movie Take Place? 92 Erin King, James Anderson We are still at the Epilogue Diner, and Mike is still a jerk. We realize that there is a glaring question we have never once thought to ask, in all our years of loving this movie. Erin’s brain leaks out her ears at the end of this episode. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Zrjw0PVeW-g8kTVVRm3kqSkivG2LOXWt Mon, 01 Feb 2021 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 90: Welcome to the Epilogue Diner 91 Erin King & James Anderson Philosophical debates about fate, a search for what Peter Facinelli would look like with a mustache, and a surprising cameo from two enterprising real estate agents! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ XEKinoEJi78gTaivw3MIPlowVeBXEo_I Fri, 29 Jan 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 89: Trope Smoothie 90 Erin King & James Anderson Spoilers for In Good Company, The Graduate, and Can’t Hardly Wait In this episode, James is a super romantic, starry-eyed dreamer and for sure not a total downer of a realist. Definitely not that. Also, The most comprehensive summary of the movie In Good Company that you’re going to hear on a by-the-minute podcast about the 1998 Graduation Party Classic Can’t Hardly Wait. Then we try to figure out what tropes the Denise-Kenny relationship checks off. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 5yTJUvGjOmnq7C-wui_qKy60_BJfg-3Z Thu, 28 Jan 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 88: Hero's Trial By Fire 89 Erin King & James Anderson The conversation between Preston and Denise continues. Turns out there's cursing in this movie. And Preston uses a term incorrectly. But is that by design? Also, James says he doesn't feel like doing something and then he IMMEDIATELY does that thing. Oh, James. When will you learn? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 6Fy27lcfb5xuo5ijeRiwM-2OmRDcc5_O Wed, 27 Jan 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 87: Prestlessly Prestossing and Presturning 88 Erin King & James Anderson This is the episode that we run into every movie where we realize that the timeline presented in the movie doesn't make a lot of sense, so we spend a lot of time discussing how long Preston and William slept between the night and the morning. We also discuss how this minute begins the best scene with Preston and Denise! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ oNaNgKEBZ5tioCgtBYcas7MQvhrS2e0U Tue, 26 Jan 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 86: Can’t Hardly Wait…To Kill! 87 Erin King & James Anderson In this episode we discuss nontoxic masculinity, Huntingdon's grisly crime sprees, James tells a story of how he lost a bunch of CDs and wasn't affected in basically any way, and we have a talk about vanities! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 488GpIQp1x_wdjR_zAocnL3pPAPbby49 Mon, 25 Jan 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 85: The Cop House 86 Erin King, James Anderson William wakes up in an unexpected place. Are he and Mike even now? Who is Derisa? Optimist James is optimistic, and maybe also a Transformer. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ mBkLBGkwopIaGwfogwO9DQPJmWv1Ie8E Fri, 22 Jan 2021 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 84: FMKonsideration 85 Erin King, James Anderson Kenny and Denise make up. And out. (Awkward kisses are awkward.) That’s the minute, so we play a round of FMK. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ X6yX_KEcbEopU449-m8aq1Z2ZYSDXEpl Thu, 21 Jan 2021 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 83: Mrs. Fisher Raised A Polite Young Man 84 Erin King, James Anderson Oops, this dropped super late because Erin forgot to edit and post because she was so excited about Inauguration Day 2021. She'd apologize, but she feels justified. Almost this entire minute is a single scene, on the streets of Huntingdon, in which Kenny and Denise continue their conversation from the bathroom. We’re really mad that Kenny Fisher is a fictional character. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ A31bVoAzPgDrqr7MQX_zqjauN9F1udCp Thu, 21 Jan 2021 03:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 82: Put The O In “Leviosa”, Ron! 83 Erin King, James Anderson Denise, in her insufferably Denise way, brings out Kenny’s Hulk form. Girl Whose Party It Is delivers an INCREDIBLE performance, and is possibly covered in hummus. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ RszwTqELKTDtLkLDPoc1LDMsTb7skD1C Tue, 19 Jan 2021 15:32 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 81: Kenny Fisher, Guidance Counselor 82 Erin King, James Anderson We meet some cops—three of them—and then write a beer commercial. James tells us about minced oaths. This minute contains a towel that is the source of great confusion and frustration for Erin, and has been since her first viewing of this movie. Then we plan out Kenny’s future. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 62FCdaqM_Srt_aXfpZsOuLwCY9jTg6Nf Mon, 18 Jan 2021 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 80: The Truth is Out There. And The Truth is Sno Balls 81 Erin King & James Anderson We close out the week with the X-Philes "humiliating" their prey. We talk a lot about what we're supposed to feel about this and maybe what they were thinking and maybe some assumptions they were making due to their lack of knowledge. We also talk about Sno Balls and "Let's Get Out of Here!" (And I mention this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taZwviU0sy0 Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ I29teOUqzRLrJJK9iHXkhp0NkPLaBO9o Fri, 15 Jan 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 79: Vaudevillian Cop-Chase Music 80 Erin King & James Anderson This episode is a short one, but boy does it pack a punch! Mike helps Willie/Bill/Billy escape the house. W/B/B provides his own piano soundtrack. Property gets damaged. A plan is remembered. A plan is executed to the letter. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 7vvq3jBihCkEeSTCsn2jl4dclf2G0yL- Thu, 14 Jan 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 78: I'm Sure Dick Lips is a Very Poignant Song (A Whole Bunch of Talk About Dammit) 79 Erin King & James Anderson Today starts with Kenny and Denise banging (their heads on sink pipes) and ends with the party scattering to a classic pop-punk song (It's Dammit. The song is Dammit). We talk about lots of stuff, but a lot of what we talk about is Dammit. And also gushing about Kenny and Denise, but like, would this even BE CHWM if we didn't do that? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ VvL055QLSwgaSqcNzWuqctqzNqjLBJku Wed, 13 Jan 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 77: Can't Hardly Wait Minute Theatre 78 Erin King & James Anderson This episode turned out to be a doozy. We had your standard episode stuff: party stuff, weirdly racist stuff (both in front of and behind the camera,), makeout stuff. You know. Standard CHW stuff. And then James fell down a rabbit hole. And then we enlisted the help of our friends Tracy, Kyle, Daniel, Morgan, and Mason to help us make this a VERY special episode indeed. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 5TqjC98ybCQmNOBtpVUPgiogmJsgSl5O Tue, 12 Jan 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 76: Horcruxes are a Pre-existing Condition 77 Erin King & James Anderson In today's minute, William mixes idioms, Mike apologizes, James is eating paper, and Erin and James debate who would find therapy more benficial: Voldemort or Draco Malfoy. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ uw_KpnzpBTpDAl1WcKwQTYM1PE7PXsL0 Mon, 11 Jan 2021 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 75: The King of Beer of Kings 76 Erin King, James Anderson James digs up some wild trivia on beer. We discuss proper yearbook signing techniques. A new song plays, one which will be indelibly linked in our minds to Ethan Embry. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 859Q00t4ZNpixkhRUMwMMEFW-Ryk2_hz Fri, 08 Jan 2021 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 74: Ohmigod Shoes. 75 Erin King, James Anderson Today’s talking points: Shoes. That’s it, that’s the episode. (Jk, there’s also some info about a 311 song.) Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Y9xaP0bYdwW3CoVj2AKsoKWE3lEqnPkB Thu, 07 Jan 2021 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 73: The Prestons Shall Inherit The Earth (Whether We Like It Or Not) 74 Erin King, James Anderson We talk a lot about 90s pop songs and acid-wash jeans, and James misreads his notes a number of times. Other talking points: contents of the sex backpack, slightly warmed cocaine lozenges, putting other people’s belongings near your face, fashion faux pas. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ eYljYhzUn32D9A5DEYHitagUTeuvvg3l Wed, 06 Jan 2021 14:47 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 72: Segoo, Segooey, Segway 73 Erin King, James Anderson We spend some time with transitional transitions in this episode. William is drunk. Or high. Or both. Either way, Charlie Korsmo puts in a powerhouse performance, and we'd rather just pretend the X-Philes don't exist for this minute. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ DeN2tG36O9emuiHIbEUQapxgzeIbL8ei Tue, 05 Jan 2021 06:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 71: Take Two! 72 Erin King, James Anderson We’re back! Apologies for the impromptu hiatus caused by Erin’s computer dying unexpectedly. In this minute, Preston does an oops and Amanda doesn’t take it well. But while she misinterprets his intentions, she’s spot-on in her assessment of how he has spent the past four years of his life. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Tik0B0PgxYvzbkEWyt9UREsWt8OlaDrz Mon, 04 Jan 2021 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 70: Men Are the Worst. 71 Erin King & James Anderson Mike will kick everyone's ass in this episode, but no one seems to pay that any mind. Then, a bunch of Guys (Horny Guy, Stoner Guy, Reminiscing Guy, and Anonymous Guy) are gross. But wait, Mrs. Williams has a phone call! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Kdkgn-cIsZGjpsQskKRG1E210XiJWqX4 Fri, 04 Dec 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 69: Is it a recipe? Is it a Kleenex? 70 Erin King and James Anderson This episode is about a minute that is mostly nice. But then there's the part that James has been dreading for the whole movie. But before we talk about that, we both have a brilliantly dumb thing that Mike says to Amanda that is our favorite. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ jRtwA6WnrOby9BVcn9EUfYvZAaLIxy7f Thu, 03 Dec 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 68: Drop a Table Factory on Him 69 Erin King & James Anderson In this episode, we have the resolution of Mike's "generous offer" for Amanda. James has a hypothetical for Erin and Erin has an FMK for James! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ZLFmoNyVC_SlmWloJzfmHW7d5jI-Op4L Wed, 02 Dec 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 67: James & Spader(in) Cover James Spader 68 Erin King & James Anderson This episode is one where the events of it stretch over two days, so we talk about the lead up to this. How a hug is not the same as a kiss with tongue and so forth. All of which leads up to tomorrow's episode and then Thursday and Friday's aftermath. Also discussed in this episode: Black Lab and David Spade. Mostly discussed in this episode: James Spader Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ mh11bwpTdA6Y-OfpO0VRKWwA8APhpkfZ Tue, 01 Dec 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 66: Learn Spanish 67 Erin King & James Anderson Mike's looking for Amanda, but she's talking to two knuckleheads about Preston and what words you could use to describe him....if you wanted to group him in with every single other teen boy on the planet. Look out for extended discussions about Sublime, Early Teenage Girl Aggression, Are Watermelons Gourds?, and Dinosaurs! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ G2d7O9wDDQQ6rNNgdhhQots0ZCzK6nAF Mon, 30 Nov 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 65: Do You Have A Dozen Literate Kids? 66 Erin King, James Anderson Today James tells us a little bit about the history of the Delta Iota Kappa (DIK) fraternity, which apparently exists, as well as the phrase “a dime a dozen”. Erin discovers a new voice she can do. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ nfUFIm7N3DtmWfc0IuA10OcOlg0f4eAF Fri, 27 Nov 2020 15:45 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 64: Ecomological 65 Erin King, James Anderson We have met Trip McNealy, but today we get to find out how he’s doing in college. (Spoiler alert: not great.) Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ EbYo3jktVeH41RvRtrHOQhXoPS-guxdA Thu, 26 Nov 2020 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 63: Both of You Can Hold My Laser Pointer 64 Erin King, James Anderson Talking Points: Laser pointers, Jerry O’Connell, Pokemon, oeuvres, “Stand By Me”. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ iBraSLJ0eBxVy9Szv_5mB0BpOQor4DSz Thu, 26 Nov 2020 01:38 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 62: Treenis 63 Erin King, James Anderson Talking Points: Is the Best Boy’s job to make sure people wash their hands? Pride and Prejudice. Cabbage Patch Kids. Yearbook Girl’s name. Dendrophilia. But definitely not tampons. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Udq8TKVcUCLy-ivRB_yAc8rAnnJRuIig Wed, 25 Nov 2020 05:17 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 61: Kenny's Gotta Pee 62 Erin King, James Anderson Talking Points: Crying Drunk Girl, aka Crowdsurfing Girl, aka Jan Brady. The 2020 US presidential election. Viewmasters. Upcoming feature films. Our lovely new website! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ wz-Fd9TZ7bH5b6MFyTP2kMQuam9rahT_ Tue, 24 Nov 2020 00:35 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 60: Tan Guys 61 Erin King & James Anderson This episode is where Wild Bill Rock n Roll finishes his performance and is handsomely rewarded. Also, the X-Philes pass the time with space travel and Erin and James discuss Klingons and Schitt's Creek! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 4tBkVuVG2sThBmMauuDHgA6mkYZ-Gg2s Fri, 20 Nov 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 59: Enthusiasm is Hot 60 Erin King & James Anderson William's performance only gets more and more epic. He catches the eye of two impressed onlookers and then gets a little bit of a boost from Rowan Atkinson (in James's head canon) Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 5gQRWPs7nMvBB4HzW8r_vtsdUhc2OGys Thu, 19 Nov 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 58: Wild Bill Rock n Roll!!!!!!!! 59 Erin King & James Anderson The band finishes breaking up and one partygoer takes the initiative to salvage the musi--William decides it's time for Karaoke. Also in this episode James and Erin agree with Axl Rose and that feels weird. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ QH5gnfqhf57VkzOqLxNOGZCxVvjkGjGr Wed, 18 Nov 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 57: Time Check 58 Erin King & James Anderson In this episode, The Angel's chariot awaits, Preston is ready to take a chance again, and someone in the band takes the fall. (That sounds like the description of an episode that you'd read in like a TV Guide). Then James and Erin discuss the simple-sounding, but very complicated, question of "What time is it?" Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ m4MAEWADsbwSbQjPevjfQU4s6LXrebRv Tue, 17 Nov 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 56: Next Level Three's Company Stuff 57 Erin King & James Anderson This episode contains a beautiful description of Scott Baio, a hilarious misunderstanding, a Simpsons quote, and 2 FMK's. It's a short episode, but packed with quality content. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ KJIIjkIHJWnNdzCdHljDmvJ8ZukvYa0V Mon, 16 Nov 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 55: Baiogsy Malone (Is That Anything?) 56 Erin King, James Anderson Talking points: The golden age of Disney, Scott Baio and everything he’s been in. That’s it, that’s the episode. James tells Erin about Scott Baio and then we do social media. But we do it all, like, super delightfully. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ jsDHV5Pxd6WUq2VPtrn-6EfsitW9HRpB Fri, 13 Nov 2020 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 54: You. Are All. Sheep. 55 Erin King, James Anderson Talking points: Earth Girl, Tales From The Girl Whose Party It Is’s Party, force-pushing, Prangelston (ugh I hate it). Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Ft4AkElMosiRx1TM361c_9BJrTkjHUTp Thu, 12 Nov 2020 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 53: Whineteentled? 54 Erin King, James Anderson Talking Points: What’s in the fridge??, love archaeologists, Japanese horror, Glenn Close juggles? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Bnvu15z126PowsvMY3t_WNS4UGpoVHfO Wed, 11 Nov 2020 15:48 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 52: Fang Ten 53 Erin King, James Anderson What is the difference between a stripper and an exotic dancer? Is hummus exotic? Preston continues to suck, just, so much, and the Angel continues to be a delight. James sends Erin into a glass case of emotion. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ cfVk7zgcI6nilsYuNPqIkdxm7lylibxj Tue, 10 Nov 2020 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 51: Jenna Elfman for MVP 52 Erin King, James Anderson Jenna Elfman is a rockstar and we love her in this movie. Preston’s only real redeeming quality is that he’s played by Ethan Embry. What sort of emergency would make calling Barry Manilow more important than calling a cab? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ N1C1Ye4Wv1zyuH19jcYraS2ZRNBYLal5 Mon, 09 Nov 2020 05:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 50: Can't Have Hardly Waited 51 Erin King & James Anderson In this episode, we leave Amanda (or does she leave us?) searching for the author of the letter and we head over to Preston on the cool side of town where he is about to have an encounter with the a supernatural figure from the heavens!!!!! For no reason whatsoever, here's the link to the "Halo" Depeche Mode video (which you'll noticed I described with my trademark wrong details that aren't in the video (but that smile (?) is still gold)): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEH4eqtK8SU Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ YmDLbAmSXDPA8rXNdmqZgoe0dM8iHAP2 Fri, 06 Nov 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Mintue 49: You Mean Your School *Wasn't* Right Next to a Drive-In Movie Theater? 50 Erin King & James Anderson In this episode, Preston gets excited and races over to the nearest........it says here "Pay" "Phone"? Whatever that is...because Barry Manilow is calling the local radio station from Japan! Also Amanda is still right where we left her. All this, a movie recommendation from one of us and some career advice for JLH! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ....it says here "Pay" "Phone"? Whatever that is...because Barry Manilow is calling the local radio station from Japan! Also Amanda is still right where we left her. All this, a movie recommendation from one of us and some career advice for JLH! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/]]> v79HKrq1tdtxVOA_VkPs6-au_DhXJv-Z Thu, 05 Nov 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 48: Synthesizer Steam 49 Erin King & James Anderson In this episode, we talk about how hard it is for kids that have been friends in elementary school to stay friends in the face of having different levels of classes in middle school or even just being in middle school in general. Then we talk about Preston's brooding and what he hears on the radio. And then we celebrate a birthday!!! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ aabmqdFg5pjSfHkNaQ31Q5TKd154oTfE Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 47: Are We a Portal? 48 Erin King & James Anderson CW/TW: Brief discussion of a tv plot that involves child molestation This minute is full of Denise recounting her history with Kenny, so we go in depth on a couple of the things she mentions and we are both fairly punchy, so this is a particularly entertaining (AND educational) episode! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ifaEbTS7NVcYsy9EJNQ6vh55Tt7zDZiq Tue, 03 Nov 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 46: Be Your Own Ride 47 Erin King & James Anderson We say that fatal phrase at the beginning of this episode: "Not a lot happens this minute," which means that we get into some in-depth discussions. The journey of the letter and how the filmmakers could have gone that extra 1/8 or 9 yards or..something. Also, why is Amanda still at the party? And then we return to the Bathroom to see Seth Green once again deliver a masterful performance as Denise calls Special K on his problematic behavior! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ S19SgVp6EGIMZTTYoPjjxmpeGuxpN-un Mon, 02 Nov 2020 11:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 45: I Don’t Care What My Teachers Say, I’m Gonna Be A Supermodel. 46 Erin King, James Anderson Where is Fiji? Where is Guam? Who is Christy Turlington? How do you say “hot dogs” in French? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 5i55dC45zmBAYYWKI0CDNb0d7yEz1S-H Fri, 30 Oct 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 44: Insert Episode Title Here 45 Erin King, James Anderson (We didn’t say anything deserving of being the title of the episode, oops.) How much gas is in stars? James teaches math and gets mad about William, a scientist, not using the metric system. Selma Blair is in this minute, and our discussion of her includes roles she didn’t play, roles that we expected to be in her top 3 but weren’t, and her public battle with MS. For more information about MS or to make a donation to help fund research into this disease, go to www.nationalmssociety.org. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ D43IXqwQ5l_m9nRkAlOWgb7iaxHCuuOP Thu, 29 Oct 2020 15:35 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 43: Pretzels Are Super Goth 44 Erin King, James Anderson Talking points: Generic plot spoilers for the Cloverfield movies. Cousin marriage. What if you are the only human and everyone else is just a really well-made robot? Don’t launch kisses at people, even if you’re not related, it’s not cool. Booze ghosts. John Goodman in the Princess Diaries. Pretzels. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ sGg3QIlRchO-VMb1tZRAEOpAFXcyI0F3 Wed, 28 Oct 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 42: Even Prom Queens Are Allowed To Have An Existential Crisis 43 Erin King, James Anderson Preston runs into his second-best friend, Carl; it's possible Ethan Embry was so stoned that he named a character who didn't previously have a name. Amanda continues her conversation with Cousin Ron. Who continues to be gross and creepy. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ yaRnMUch4vUqF6p_jxbFN9gwwmR9aSwy Tue, 27 Oct 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 41: Do I Research Moose? 42 Erin King, James Anderson It's sort of a short episode today, and we DO go off the rails a little near the end. You're welcome! Also, we have a t-shirt in the merch store, designed by the incredibly talented Lindsey Reed of Spooky Spouses, so if you want to put our show on your chest, head over to www.scavengersnetwork.com/store/chwmshirt and do it! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ NxJbsZIVOlUZ4n9lpYiRAAWlOpmtqdgf Mon, 26 Oct 2020 15:23 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 40: Half a Breath 41 Erin King & James Anderson This episode is way longer than we expected it to be because we basically have some big advice for Preston on how to and how not to treat and address someone that you have a crush on/are pursuing a relationship with. And then we play an FMK Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ tmVUTnrS5tk-Xzmb2qqZdoc6HdxnAw6D Fri, 23 Oct 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 39: "Absolutely, Ethan Embry: Noodles!" 40 Erin King & James Anderson Just about once per movie we have an episode where we take a long hard look at what the movie is trying to convince us of. In Newsies Minute, we talked about what makes someone villainous. In Crossroads Minute, we talked about how the money they had would never last them as long as it did. And in today's episode, we discuss these central questions: Would a real-life "Preston" pine for 4 years after a real-life "Amanda", who never learned his name in all the years they were at school together and seems to still have no idea who he is. It's a great discussion and we hope you enjoy it and tweet us with any thoughts or counterpoints or COUNTERcounterpoints! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ wr9KgS7rS34Z10Ndo57iKmeAxZ3K9Eoq Thu, 22 Oct 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 38: Mreston Pike 39 Erin King & James Anderson In this episode, Amanda begins her "who am I if I'm not Mike's girlfriend" monologue, Ron starts circling his prey, and we play our first FMK of the movie. It's a short but sweet episode that begs the question: Who was the Mike Dexter of YOUR class? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ XnjQgGtAKGUkmEBQ0VUvTRPDwUcj_j51 Wed, 21 Oct 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 37: The Rontinental 38 Erin King & James Anderson In this episode, we solve two mysteries and then have a long discussion on unwanted advances and aggressive pursuits and guys who put off a creepy vibe. As often happens, it's the minutes where there's seemingly not a lot of discussable action that leads to the best discussions! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 4f5P6ONmQOtiq3ESHpdosxqzN6FnrW88 Tue, 20 Oct 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 36: I HAVE NO LEGS!!!!! 37 Erin King & James Anderson The X-Philes are wondering how William is doing and Mike is wondering how his fellow jocks are doing. And he doesn't dance around the subject either......... Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ .... Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/]]> rLr4wgDiSFdcbUNxkJybelNMXcrvO3P7 Mon, 19 Oct 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 35: Tongual Violation 36 Erin King, James Anderson It’s time for a sex ed lesson: namely, the history of Trojan condoms, why you shouldn’t double up on condoms, and how not to be a judgy asshole, KENNY. Karma gets him, though, because remember how that bathroom door is kinda broken? And Denise has frosting in her hair? Yeah. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ N3r5h7ZLnB-RqW4iANVQnFrCdDKQhjBk Fri, 16 Oct 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 34: Sticky 35 Erin King, James Anderson Kenny makes a mistake. Denise has a run-in with a potent—or not?—baked good. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ hdmT8JwX9Er-QZaFDxo_-iVtVzhd9ymH Thu, 15 Oct 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 33: Let's Go Pee In The Pool! 34 Erin King, James Anderson No toilet paper. Vandalism. Panic attacks. Kenny to the rescue! Gettin’ his juices flowing. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ IrCPLYFUdNHIpftseqdEgY5-apRYkqgo Wed, 14 Oct 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 32: We Heart Seth Green 33 Erin King, James Anderson When is the ideal time to put a condom on? While you ponder that, we discuss every award Seth Green has ever won, and how much he deserved every one of them (and more). Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ DiNH5E-gpOjJpzviGxj1yZ4SkbSEhEKC Tue, 13 Oct 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 31: Mary Shari Cherry Cherry 32 Erin King, James Anderson We meet a few new characters, and Seth Green continues to turn in an epically perfect performance. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ DIv2KVSfqf3-hhVu4iCo3zD-wCh8k5Ws Mon, 12 Oct 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 30: White Prince Lestat and Hootie Chesney 31 Erin King & James Anderson Lots of fashion talk in today's episode. T-shirts, hats....shoes I guess? We dive deep into the band's arguments with each other and then we end with...well, with a little bit of shit talking. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ evxyRBDoiTJC9coNspxLA7-fp1D8vt6u Fri, 09 Oct 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 29: Pay Up, Losers! 30 Erin King & James Anderson A very surprising character turn leads James and Erin down the path of a certain actress's career. It has highs and lows and ends with a lesson about a military tool that just might surprise you! Plus how do you tell the difference between boredom and a sense of alienation! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ USYFpcw8txxO7R3drFyhjjBxQ31Nr5kA Thu, 08 Oct 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 28: You Know...The Plan? 29 Erin King & James Anderson Mike needs to talk to his friend, but his friend is making other plans to do a little reflecting. In this episode, Erin and James do part 2 of Dog Chat!, also we determine which character would be the least of a chore to be friends with! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 4XGwLOqlGLhzlUdDLqNNNYvoEeSp51Qr Wed, 07 Oct 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 27: Reminiscing, Flossing, and Wasting Flavor (Damn!) 28 Erin King and James Anderson Preston gets an incredibly appropriate response from Reminiscing Guy and Kenny's "friends" are suddenly into fact checking. All this plus clapclap clapclapclap clapclapclapclap Dog Chat! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ oJwNzErzmK7cqVA4GfrrgbE7iKVybmrx Tue, 06 Oct 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 26: Bullcorn! 27 Erin King & James Anderson In this minute, Preston finally has a chance to give Amanda The Letter! Will he be able to? Or will a recent encounter rear its enthusiastic head? This episode, I'm willing to bet, has the most instances of the word "meat-packing" per minute in a podcast. Someone find me one that beats it. Also, what is second cousins...mean? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ -NIiIM1epCfofUQnNTrcZ-B8Xtpf3vWQ Mon, 05 Oct 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 25: #Reminiscing 26 Erin King, James Anderson Preston bumps into an old friend. And a candlestick. And some other candlesticks. (Preston is clumsy.) And Amanda is there to witness it—how embarrassing! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ NBjHsM1Smoo1oNJLQ2xqqALJ3kh6e-S5 Fri, 02 Oct 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 24: Allergic to Dancin' 25 Erin King, James Anderson Minute 24: Allergic to Dancin’ Kenny attempts another conquest, played by the prolific Clea Duvall. William imbibes too many spirits. Lizzie Borden. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ zikmO-Qy_ApbPrjI8Tp0qzhF4viUJfGc Thu, 01 Oct 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 23: "Cheetah, grr!" 24 Erin King, James Anderson What was your first experience tasting beer? Tell us on Twitter @JE_MinuteMovies! Today James brings the research heat, with information about the actress who plays Ashley as well as the history of the Cheetos mascot…including the dark period of time in which Cheetos HAD no mascot. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ dvpsdRefURdNQSsrB_7hd6ZcNI6G9fkR Wed, 30 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 22: Yo, Corrinne! 23 Erin King, James Anderson We have our Halloween costumes for this year! We also meet a stoned girl and a couple of keg guys, and discuss how to get around the rules for keeping your movie PG-13 while also having underage drinking occur. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ gPWkVziI0GKyubWmtDv3CEUo2a9JlG4e Tue, 29 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 21: The Movie's Not On Netflix Anymore 22 Erin King, James Anderson In this minute, Amanda’s “friends” discuss who is hotter, her or Gwyneth, and are very proud of themselves for coming up with the perfect adjective to describe Mike. James and Erin discuss awkward times they’ve watched movies that show nudity. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ VD_rByMMr2HZDpjSKeprYUJ5DJ6BZ9yj Mon, 28 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 20: She's Basically Gonna Die Alone 21 Erin King & James Anderson In this Giant-Sized episode, we speculate about Amanda's friendship with the other Jock Girlfriends, her potential for a friendship with Denise, the temptation not to develop a personality if you are conventionally attractive, and also Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt and how this movie got right under the wire of making a reference to their breakup before Brad and Jennifer became America's OTP. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ jEnDQ74E94rYtncS-rGtOpKb34hDEx2a Fri, 25 Sep 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 19: Back-Calculating Relationships 20 Erin King & James Anderson We spend a lot of time in this episode speculating about Denise and Preston's dating history and also what the writers do to tell us things about their comfort level with each other. Also, Seth Green is in this minute so we spend some time gushing over him. It's a quick minute, but there are some good discussions in the episode! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 3fGyMwuVq5Psw3iMzfkmUiJkruZmzwj_ Thu, 24 Sep 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 18: Quick: What Was the Name of Jennifer Love Hewitt's Character in 'I Know What You Did Last Summer?' 19 Erin King & James Anderson Hi. Do you love Love (by which I, of course mean noted two-season television queen, voluminous haired movie actress and top-billed STAR of Can't Hardly Wait Jennifer Love Hewitt)? Then this is the episode for you. Also: a discussion of how great the band name ? and the Mysterians is. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ lwCADD9stCLt1MjMphCnBvOvOIykBSjN Wed, 23 Sep 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 17: Ashley Wilkenson, Girl Chained to Rocks, and Girl #2 (Subway): The Girlfriends Episode 18 Erin King & James Anderson This episode is basically just a rundown of the actresses that play the jocks' girlfriends, but the really fun thing to wait for is when James's brain breaks part of the way through because all of the connections...they're too much! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ VABZGp8hEu155PcUgBZcTh25N80JA15H Tue, 22 Sep 2020 14:50 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 16: K.I.D.S. Incorporated Facts, or, James's Amazing App Idea (Invest Now!) 17 Erin King & James Anderson This episode GOES places. We talk about 3 new characters, how this movie solves the "Long Duk Dong Problem", how long it was cool to refer to the Internet as "The Net"?, which was the most watched season of the X-Files?, which two actors in this movie are featured in the K.I.D.S. Incorporated video linked below?, plus James lays out an app idea that is going to take the world by storm once he finds someone that can, you know, write apps... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J78zkVeAR48 Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ zD_FUb8kp25__u6XS3hpG-Xnn9hx4W4d Mon, 21 Sep 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 15: Meet the Band 16 Erin King, James Anderson Today we meet the as-yet-unnamed band, who are playing their first show at this party and are experiencing mixed degrees of professionalism about it. Due to the casting of the lead singer, we do go off on a bit of a tangent about the movie Road Trip. Also, Erin proves that her knowledge of All Things Jessica Simpson is more extensive than James realized. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ hrdbwG73NxUTNAC4KLIikNHfYwivDADO Fri, 18 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 14: Go Hot Dogs! 15 Erin King, James Anderson Erin started editing this 17-minute episode at 9 am, and is just now finishing at 2:30 pm, because she foolishly thought maybe she could accomplish the editing while also helping 6- and 7-year-olds with virtual school. As a result, she doesn’t remember what was actually discussed in most of this episode, and in fact she’s pretty sure James specifically said “There’s the episode title” at one point and she just doesn’t remember what it was, but doesn’t have time to register for it, so let’s just pretend that never happened. Don’t worry, Erin learned her lesson about attempting to multi-task to this degree and will not be repeating this experiment in the future. Probably. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ P3usKmSvvlftIzdhr6dQiHY3A5F5Qa0Y Thu, 17 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 13: The Barry Manilow Minute, Part 2: Just Shut Up About the Dog, Okay? 14 Erin King, James Anderson We continue our discussion of Barry Manilow, particularly the song “Mandy”, and meet two new characters: one played by a very talented actress who apparently isn’t usually an actress, and one played by an actress all you 90s kids will know quite well, as she probably explained it all to you when you were younger. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ hACDDq5x92NqVLAZkZiVuELXk_HEhcNo Wed, 16 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 12: The Barry Manilow Minute, Part 1 13 Erin King, James Anderson Today’s episode opens with the words “pleasure chest” and we aren’t sorry. (Well. Maybe a little sorry.) The rest of the episode is mostly about music, as Erin steals some of James’s research thunder as we discuss Barry Manilow and James attempts to research a non-Manilow song that doesn’t appear to exist outside of this movie. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ dtiDeH93uyq3ZWtzOYrEE6kP4mhT8wCF Tue, 15 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 11: The Fragrance of Love 12 Erin King, James Anderson Remember Starter jackets? Erin sure does, and she spends a good 5+ minutes making James talk about them even though they really have nothing to do with minute 11. Or the rest of the movie. Other talking points: If You See Jordan, Sharknado, time travel, and the fragrance of loooooove. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ dCLifLHNYioZuLU5ipTebZbPCK59Np1U Mon, 14 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 10: SCIENCE Green and SETH Green 11 Erin King & James Anderson This is a long one, folks. That's because we have most of William's plan to talk about and also we have to spend a good long time gushing about how amazing Seth Green is. That's what most of the episode is, honestly. There's other stuff in there, of course. A recipe, a literary review, a song critique by Erin, and one of the best/worst puns ever uttered on any show we've ever done. So you see: It's worth the length. Enjoy! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ORY8DLBxG6AeaxxDqTmArYQIgX4FoKyA Fri, 11 Sep 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 9: William and the X-Philes 10 Erin King & James Anderson It's time to get to know the third of our 4 principle characters: William. We've seen his yearbook situation, but what's his beef with Mike Dexter? He lays it out for us. Well, kind of. And his friends watch him do it. Another case of friends listening to their friend tell stories they've heard before, probably hundreds of times. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Njz4odmQQ1Wf5bG-apGlE66gdqeH8r4v Thu, 10 Sep 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 8: They Suck! 9 Erin King & James Anderson The jocks come up with a plan. Then we meet the nerds, who also have a plan, but we don't get to hear it yet. We make some connections between William and the cast of a certain Strange Netflix show. All that and another amazing transition Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ftYZZkcSXTvJ7faosD4D6Ct6q1ONJRUn Wed, 09 Sep 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 7: The Future is Women 8 Erin King & James Anderson This episode is wall to wall jocks. We talk about this group of 4 boys that are the big sportos of the movie. They're making some realizations about what kind of women wait for them at college. We also talk about a football coach that, it turns out, was awesome. All that, plus Chet Soda. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ vx6H4Jcxk5CnhARfxNyYJQ2Edt6t7HFi Tue, 08 Sep 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 6: Can We Talk About Pop Tarts Again, Real Quick? 7 Erin King & James Anderson In this episode we talk about two main topics. Sports and Pop Tarts. James does a deep dive into the number 24 and also reveals one of his most/least loved movie storytelling techniques. Erin tried two flavors of Pop Tart and picked a favorite. Also, in the movie, who doesn't finish a Pop Tart?? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ xt5JxiXOC_HY7VX9FNgzwurw4iYpYPic Mon, 07 Sep 2020 10:00 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 5: The Very Same Breakfast Pastry That I Was Consuming at That Moment 6 Erin King, James Anderson Minute 5 is the Pop-Tart Minute. If you don't have a Pop-Tart handy, we highly suggest you get one before you listen, because you *will* crave one before the episode is over. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ b6tuJEi0JMB917frNEi7MhDQslqYuBea Fri, 04 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 4: The Most James and Erin Minute 5 Erin King, James Anderson Today we learn about Tassel Guy, Walking on the Sun, and how differently James's and Erin's brains work when it comes to music. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ aNKBrEc7Bzea4yBPeuF6jX4gczhqAb09 Thu, 03 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 3: Mortarboard Head Condoms 4 Erin King, James Anderson Today we learn about Ethan Embry, aka Ethan Randall, who does backflips onscreen in this movie apparently. (Also he says he was so stoned throughout the making of this movie that he barely remembers making it.) We also learn about Lauren Ambrose, who starred in Psycho Beach Party, an analysis of which Patreon subscribers can look forward to as our September 2020 newsletter. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ F-t1IzmBC49OuCJUQ9bwuBKObtIpnl7P Wed, 02 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 2: So, I'f You're Not Going With Anyone, and I'm Not Going With Anyone... 3 Erin King, James Anderson In Minute 2, we get a little more information about what's happening after graduation for the students of Huntington Hills High, and we discover something not-so-secret about Chris Moore. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ RMoZiI5-SKpgguGhrdU-wgUjGGUnghUj Tue, 01 Sep 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 1: Graduation Day 2 Erin King, James Anderson Hey, everyone! It's Minute The First of Can't Hardly Wait, which means it's time to hear about Columbia Pictures and the writers/directors of this here classic teen flick. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ jg_P29nk4wmQwsL280WGjiztnkDGxUeW Mon, 31 Aug 2020 04:30 +0000 00:00:00 yes full Minute 0 (Intro): We'll Think of a Better Sign Off, We Promise 1 Erin King, James Anderson Dx8Xh3CO0RdxegrzDWq9 Hey, everyone, and welcome to the latest in the Movies by the Minute with Erin and James podcast series: Can't Hardly Wait. We both love this movie, and we are SO. FREAKING. EXCITED. for this podcast. We hope you are too! Dx8Xh3CO0RdxegrzDWq9 Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ya0NSikQHL1CJC3TEMgoRKL19E0S0j_4 Thu, 27 Aug 2020 16:15 +0000 00:00:00 yes